The Late Show's: Top Ten Things Overheard at Sarah Palin's Debate Camp

1. "Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?"

2. "John Edwards wants to know if you'd like some private tutoring in his van"

3. "Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?"

4. "We have to wrap it up for the day -- McCain eats dinner at 4:30"

5. "Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?"

6. "We're screwed!"

7. "Maybe we'll get lucky and there won't be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care"

8. "Hey, I can see Mexico from here!"

9. "Can you try saying 'Yes' instead of 'You betcha'?"

10. "Let's practice your bewildered silence"