-E.D. Kain
Various Sarah Palin defenders have come out of the woodwork to defend her mangling of that most American of tales, the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere.
The crux of their defense is an obscure letter that Revere wrote in 1789 that has been preserved by the Massachusetts Historical Society. Here’s the key bit:
I observed a Wood at a Small distance, & made for that. When I got there, out Started Six officers, on Horse back,and orderd me to dismount;-one of them, who appeared to have the command, examined me, where I came from,& what my Name Was? I told him. it was Revere, he asked if it was Paul? I told him yes He asked me if I was an express? I answered in the afirmative. He demanded what time I left Boston? I told him; and aded, that their troops had catched aground in passing the River, and that There would be five hundred Americans there in a short time, for I had alarmed the Country all the way up. He imediately rode towards those who stoppd us, when all five of them came down upon a full gallop; one of them, whom I afterwards found to be Major Mitchel, of the 5th Regiment, Clapped his pistol to my head, called me by name, & told me he was going to ask me some questions, & if I did not give him true answers, he would blow my brains out.
Setting aside the likelihood that this is a letter Palin has actually read, the fact still remains that the story of Paul Revere that Americans know and love is one of Revere riding across the countryside alerting the colonists that the redcoats were coming.
This is one of the key stories of the American Revolution, as much legend as history at this point. Nobody references Paul Revere being waylaid by British soldiers and warning them that the Americans were coming. If you answer a question about Paul Revere you talk about his ride, you recite Longfellow. You don’t babble incoherently about warning the British unless you happen to be a half-term former governor of Alaska who simply can’t be bothered to learn a little bit of American history.
I mean, surely Palin could have hired a few tutors between the 2008 debacle and now, right? Does she really honestly think she can just scrape by without spending any time off the publicity circuit? Maybe a course at Khan Academy, or a few hours in a library?
In any case, nobody needs yes men. At least no serious candidate. Maybe her supporters should stop defending her every foible and help her with her education instead.
It sure couldn’t hurt.
P.S. Just to clarify, my broader point is that Palin neither described the famous legend of Paul Revere as told in Longfellow’s poem, or the actual historical events. She mangled the facts (and mangled the syntax much more ferociously) and now her defenders are digging up an obscure story not even relevant to the history itself and holding it up as though Palin knew exactly what she was talking about. This is ludicrous.
10 comments:
Is it possible to be any dumber than SP?
I am a conservative Republican, and I am ashamed that this moron can claim any support at all.
It is getting to the point that truth, facts, history - nothing matters except protecting the champions of one's cause.
ENOUGH. This woman needs to fade from glory. Her 15 minutes should have been up long, long ago. She needs to recede quietly into obscurity and stop harming the cause of conservatism.
I had immense respect for McCain and his pragmatic, rational approach to government. Now I can't look at a picture of him without thinking about what he foisted off on the American public. Quite possibly one the saddest and most desperate attempts to get elected in our history. They might as well have put Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan up for election... it's just about as embarrassing.
So let's get this straight, because she spoke about a moment in PR's life other than the midnight ride, and because you didn't know about it and she did then she needs to take remedial history classes.
btw I'm not a SP fan but on this she's right you are wrong
No Derek it's because she completely botched the details of the midnight ride.
Why is there such a vitriolic attack on Sarah Palin?
Is Yahoo New Zealand actually a New Zealand site?
She is obviously scaring the American left half to death but why are these savage attacks eminating from here?
Actually Sarah Palin is the best thing that happened to the American left since the Dixiecrats (most of them anyway) joined the Republican Party. That she is considered a serious candidate if she does run in 2012 makes an Obama re-election seem possible, in what has been quite a dismal term.
And Derek, no she did not get ANY part of Paul Revere's history right. He did not warn the British to not take away our weapons, and he certainly did not "send warning shots and bells". His job was to be as discrete as possible, and firing shots would've certainly drawn some attention.
In short, as this blog say, she is an idiot. That the Republican Party and Fox News actually take her seriously says more about them than anything else.
The supposed "historical letter" should have been a dead give away. Somehow, I doubt that Paul Revere was so illiterate as to misspell so many words and to top it all off, I don't think "blow my brains out" would have been a British officers threat.
Please people, let's get rid of the entire Farkle Family once and for all, Sarah, her whore daughter Bristol and the rest of the losers in that family. Presidential material??? I think not.
Yeah right, she didn't know what magazines she has read but expects us to believe that she has read this obscure document??
mccain did not want her at his funeral. she's that awful.
what makes people ignorant is a lack of awareness of their ignorance - hence, ignorant!! she lacks curiosity, for that would be heresy to her belief in salvation through jesus (the two are compatible, by the way, but ignorance prevents that).
no one cares what you believe, sarah, that's personal and that's human and that's freeedom! but you CANNOT IMPOSE YOUR CHRISTIAN VIEWS ON OTHERS. YOU DO IT WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT. THAT IS WHY YOU STINK AS A HUMAN BEING. many of us are wiser than you, you are not a wise woman, no problem. so take a seat, let the wise people help the ignorant people like you. now go be a grandma or whatever you do.
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